James Macpherson

Crime’s up, but what about VicPol’s success against recalcitrant grannies and outspoken pregnant women?

25 September 2020 5:12 pm

Criminals have been busy committing crimes while Victorian Police have been busy keeping people who have committed no crime locked…

Rugby Australia’s humiliation is complete

23 September 2020 3:35 pm

Rugby Australia sacked their star player and trashed their brand to keep a sponsor happy. Now they have no star…

New health advice from Victoria: get stoned

22 September 2020 5:08 pm

If you are a Victorian who has never tried illegal drugs, now might be a good time to start. Get…

Coming soon: “I’m a Victorian, Get Me Out of Here”

18 September 2020 11:38 am

Comedian Daniel Andrews is set to host a new reality TV show, “I’m a Victorian, Get Me Out of Here.”…

Tax cuts are sexist!

17 September 2020 2:38 pm

The Morrison government’s planned tax cuts will benefit high-income earners and most high-income earners are men. You know where this…

‘If you don’t want to be kicked in the head, don’t put your head under a jackboot. It’s not only selfish, it’s stupid.’  

15 September 2020 7:30 pm

Drongo alert: what follows is satire. Victorian strongman Daniel Andrews yesterday dismissed anger over the state’s harsh lockdown as a…

Do you want to know what’s truly “disgusting and demeaning”, Ms Palaszczuk

12 September 2020 4:32 pm

Few people could know what it’s like to be bullied by the Prime Minister of Australia. But I imagine it’s…

Victoria Police, RUOK?

11 September 2020 11:24 am

Victoria Police – not content with their heavy handed enforcement of Covid-19 restrictions – are now trolling the public on…

It’s almost as if the Academy focus-grouped how to make the public hate the Oscars more

10 September 2020 1:00 pm

I will continue to not watch the Academy Awards after it was announced this week that inclusion, rather than artistic…

The UN declares: the biggest coronavirus issue is… men

8 September 2020 4:58 pm

What do you think has most alarmed United Nations General Secretary Antonia Guterres about the Covid-19 pandemic? Has he been…

Poor old Daniel Andrews. He’s also had his life ruined by the Victorian Premier

7 September 2020 7:08 pm

Daniel Andrews revealed at the weekend that he has not seen his mother since Christmas and so is in the…

Tony Abbott: skills and experience still count for something – just

5 September 2020 12:07 pm

Wanted: Envoy to advise Government on trade and to promote opportunities for the United Kingdom in emerging markets post-Brexit. The…

Oh Dan, I have sinned against you…

3 September 2020 11:01 am

ITEM: The Australian, September 3, 2020 The arrest of a pregnant anti-lockdown protester, which was live-streamed on social media, has…

Bette Midler: the malicious model of a modern ‘progressive’

27 August 2020 7:10 pm

Hollywood legend Bette Midler has become the embodiment of everything she professes to hate. The actress who has spent the…

Farewell to the no-go logo

27 August 2020 12:01 pm

The Morrison Government is moving to eradicate a new Australia logo that bears an uncanny resemblance to the Coronavirus just…

How global Wuhaning led to Greta’s goodbye

26 August 2020 1:30 pm

World leaders stole her childhood and now coronavirus has stolen her crisis. So there’s nothing left for activist Greta Thunberg…

The decrees of Dan Andrews, deciphered.

25 August 2020 1:15 pm

Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews must be shocked to find not everyone is happy with his desire to continue to devastate…

Lockdown or lectures from leftist luvvies? It’s hard to tell what’s worse

23 August 2020 6:02 pm

Not content with locking citizens in their homes and destroying their livelihoods, the Victorian Government has now employed television’s most…

Labor: the party of the workers – or the woke?

20 August 2020 2:16 pm

Labor might need to split into two separate parties if it is to represent workers as well as inner-city poodle…

Forget coronavirus. The ABC wants to know if you’re suffering from “climate grief”

19 August 2020 5:30 pm

“Climate grief” is overwhelming many Australians who now suffer from “eco-despair” because of global warming, the ABC has warned. The…

“My name is Karen, I’m from Queensland and I’m here to help…”

17 August 2020 3:00 pm

Former prime minister Karen Rudd will lead a new government agency to approve cartoons before they go to print. Mr…

Fair suck of the sauce bottle, Kev. That’s not racist

14 August 2020 3:00 pm

Is Kevin Rudd really stupid, as he expects us to believe? Or is he just a rank opportunist who manipulates…

Finally, systemic racism in the maternity ward has been brought to public attention

13 August 2020 6:06 pm

Last Ship, Nightflyers and Queen & Slim star Jodie Turner-Smith gave birth at home rather than in a hospital because…

Jim’s Mowing, ABC moaning

5 August 2020 3:31 pm

If you continue to work – even safely – during the Victorian lockdown you are irresponsible, according to ABC journalists…

When you view all of life through the prism of offence, you’ll find offence in every fridge in the supermarket

4 August 2020 4:39 pm

The Indigenous activist who forced Coon Cheese out of Australian fridges now wants Paul’s to stop producing “Smarter White Milk”…