There’s a deep irony behind Australia’s Woke warriors who spend their waking (and probably sleeping) hours obsessed with calling out ‘white privilege’, ‘ageism’, and every other possible thought crime they can dream up.

The vast majority of these commentators and columnists resemble the baying crowd in Monty Python’s Holy Grail – ‘She’s a witch, burn her!’ Some need look no further than their bathroom mirror to find the most egregious examples of the unspeakable ‘privilege’ they so vehemently abhor.

One Australian commentator took aim at a despicable Millennial (a person under 30) who had the audacity to offer a pleasant quip when serving her...