Social media, The Grauniad and the ABC’s fanbois and girls have worked themselves to a state of near orgasm knowing that today St Jacinda of Ardern is joining Scott Morrison and “friends” in a National Cabinet meeting to discuss a Trans-Tasman travel “bubble”.

You could be forgiven if, from how that’s been reported, you thought it’s some sort of virtual Second Coming.

But think about the malicious and unfair way the Prime Minister is always unfavourably compared to the Wonder from Wellington.

It’s been his fate to be just as successful as St Jacinda in squashing the viral curve but being conservative and...