Animal rights and feminist film criticism have stirred up wokeworld this week and, as we predicted last week, the run-up to Christmas is providing woke Christmas stocking stuffers everywhere, some of them particularly weird. Here are some of our favourites from the last week.

This little piggy went to… court

In wokeworld it’s not just acceptable but laudable to abort unborn human babies but woe betide you — usually in the form of the social media version of Nineteen Eighty-Four’s Two Minutes Hate — if you practice ‘speciesism’.