Trigger warning: the following article may contain satire.  Before he boarded a private jet to make the journey from Sydney to Byron Bay last…

Woke stories have come in from all parts of the globe this week including Pittsburgh, Auckland and England. Read on to…

Wokeworld really is a fairyland where all kinds of magical and amazing things happen. Its residents are the super-sensitive princesses…

Animal crackers in my soup, racists and speciesists loop the loop,  Gosh, oh gee, don’t I have fun, swallowing nonsense the woke…

In my ongoing quest to ‘do the work’ and come to terms with my inherent white supremacy I discovered recently that ‘third world’ is a term…

Hallelujah brothers, sisters and — of course — the gender non-conforming! Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies…

‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean…

Get your GLAAD rags on, roll out the rainbow skittles and get ready to party. On second thought, you’d better pour yourself a stiff drink before…

You may have noticed a disturbance in the force this week as the orbits of high fashion, academia and Hollywood collided to form a…

The woke’s erroneous moral certitude that brooks no dissent and fanatical adherence to the cause sees them increasingly resemble Islamist terrorists hell-bent on purging the…

Wokus pocus! The social justice conjurers of critical race theory and inclusiveness were staging some impressive illusions last week. With a wave of their wands looting, rioting and setting…

Making woke news this past week has been the terrible tyranny of the colouring book, as well as white vegans…

O wonder!How many goodly creatures are there here!How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,That has such people in’t.  — William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act…

Another week, more rounds of ‘Ring a ring a racist’. Pick a subject, any subject and it’s probably made an…

In racism news, the woke word police have been all atwitter this week, bless them, fluttering about racist bird names;…

It’s no surprise that I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘R’ is once again the game of woke choice…

Racism has remained the backbone of wokedom this past week with stories from the unlikely realms of sleep and K-Pop. Not to be…

Your woke correspondent has emerged this week from hibernation into the light of a brave new Wokeworld where white people are clambering over…

Spare a thought for all the keyboard opinionistas out there who believe they’re the reincarnation of Cicero, Clarence Darrow and…

I have one nagging question in the midst of this pandemic: Who died and made the(ir) ABC’s ‘medical expert’ Dr…

The world has lost its collective head and pandemic pandemonium is the new normal. Those who inhabit the world of…

James Murray, the primary editor of the original Oxford English Dictionary, must have spent the last week gyrating a la…

This week the dial on our woke-o-meter tried to keep up with the circular reasoning employed by professional offence takers…

Another week, more pearls from the world of woke where perception, rather than reality, is everything. That old Speccie favourite, Hanoi Jane, has been back in…

This week kids’ cartoons that will turn your little darlings into global capitalists, Big Brother policing of fashion faux pas,…