Geraldine Massey

What’s woke this week (or racist)?

7 August 2020 2:55 pm

In racism news, the woke word police have been all atwitter this week, bless them, fluttering about racist bird names;…

What’s woke this week (or racist)?

31 July 2020 11:00 am

It’s no surprise that I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘R’ is once again the game of woke choice…

What’s woke this week?

24 July 2020 3:31 pm

Racism has remained the backbone of wokedom this past week with stories from the unlikely realms of sleep and K-Pop. Not to be…

What’s racist this week?

17 July 2020 11:30 am

Your woke correspondent has emerged this week from hibernation into the light of a brave new Wokeworld where white people are clambering over…

What’s woke this High Court ruling?

9 April 2020 11:08 am

Spare a thought for all the keyboard opinionistas out there who believe they’re the reincarnation of Cicero, Clarence Darrow and…

Who’s woke this pandemic?

3 April 2020 11:00 am

I have one nagging question in the midst of this pandemic: Who died and made the(ir) ABC’s ‘medical expert’ Dr…

What’s woke this pandemic?

26 March 2020 5:36 pm

The world has lost its collective head and pandemic pandemonium is the new normal. Those who inhabit the world of…

What’s woke this International Women’s Day?

8 March 2020 12:00 pm

James Murray, the primary editor of the original Oxford English Dictionary, must have spent the last week gyrating a la…

What’s woke this week?

27 February 2020 1:40 pm

This week the dial on our woke-o-meter tried to keep up with the circular reasoning employed by professional offence takers…

What’s woke this week?

23 February 2020 7:52 am

Another week, more pearls from the world of woke where perception, rather than reality, is everything. That old Speccie favourite, Hanoi Jane, has been back in…

What’s woke this week

14 February 2020 3:00 pm

This week kids’ cartoons that will turn your little darlings into global capitalists, Big Brother policing of fashion faux pas,…

What’s woke this week?

6 February 2020 4:01 pm

Dinner parties, animal rights and newly defined crimes against Mother Nature top the list of woke stories this week. But…

What’s woke this week?

31 January 2020 11:25 am

The world of woke is off to a flying start in 2020 with a range of ‘truth is stranger than…

What’s woke this week? Meet the Duchess of Wuss-ex

16 January 2020 1:01 pm

‘Megxit’ has been the talk of the globe this week and much has been said about the dawn of a…

Gypsy Geraldina’s 2020 visions

1 January 2020 12:01 am

Most people don’t know this, but in a previous life my fame was legendary. As Gypsy Geraldina, queen of the fortune tellers,…

What’s woke this Christmas?

20 December 2019 5:00 am

It’s the week before Christmas and this is the last postcard from the paradise of woke for 2019. We thought…

A Christmas comedy special: the dunderhead democracy deniers

15 December 2019 5:00 am

It’s panto season in London and the greatest show in town is undoubtedly the British general election result and the…

What’s woke this week?

13 December 2019 5:00 am

Recent news suggests that science is fast overtaking the arts at the vanguard of wokeness. The erstwhile boffins of physics…

What’s woke this week?

6 December 2019 2:38 pm

Food has featured strongly in wokeworld this week, along with a prestigious art award. In other news, multifarious trigger warnings…

Why on earth shouldn’t Tony Abbott visit George Pell?

4 December 2019 3:07 pm

On Monday Channel Seven News aired one of those ‘gotcha!’ news stories beloved by the MSM. The person ‘caught in…

What’s woke this week?

28 November 2019 2:33 pm

Animal rights and feminist film criticism have stirred up wokeworld this week and, as we predicted last week, the run-up…

What’s woke this week?

21 November 2019 6:01 pm

Non-binary wokeworld is at the top of our list this week with gender-inclusive gingerbreads out and proud. In other woke…

What’s woke this week?

14 November 2019 3:37 pm

The world has ridden a tsunami of woke this past week. It came crashing in from all corners of the…

What’s woke this week?

7 November 2019 4:31 pm

Award-winning transgender athletes have been trending in wokeworld this week. Along with that a sleepy little white town in Britain…

What’s woke this week?

1 November 2019 12:55 pm

Roll up! Roll up! The death of a terrorist (and possibly any semblance of balanced reporting), more from the safe…