As I type, Malcolm Turnbull’s media allies are no doubt gearing up to blame the ‘Del-Cons’ for the humiliating defeat – or still more humiliating victory – the Prime Minister will suffer at the hands of that filthy little numpty Bill Shorten. ‘If conservatives were half as eager to criticize Shorten as they were Turnbull,’ the narrative will go, ‘the Coalition’s base wouldn’t have been so utterly demobilized.’