‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

‘Would anyone like to say anything offensive about the deceased?’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

The high street

27 September 2025 9:00 am

‘I’m cautioning you for moaning about police overreach.’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.

27 September 2025 9:00 am

You will be a good boy.

27 September 2025 9:00 am

‘Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my emotional support parrot.’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.

27 September 2025 9:00 am

‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Halloween Christmas

27 September 2025 9:00 am

One in one out

27 September 2025 9:00 am

‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Is it possible to retain one’s dignity in the face of annihilation?

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Lea Ypi’s moving account of her family’s experiences in 20th-century Albania addresses this and other questions involving freedom and the human spirit

Centuries of cross-currents between Christianity and Islam

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Elizabeth Drayson celebrates a long and fruitful exchange of views about the arts, sciences, literature and mathematics

Nostalgia for snooker’s glory days

27 September 2025 9:00 am

David Hendon recalls a time when the relative merits of Jimmy White, Steve Davis and Dennis Taylor were discussed in pubs and football wasn’t mentioned at all

Honeymoon from hell: Venetian Vespers, by John Banville, reviewed

27 September 2025 9:00 am

A fin-de-siècle hack marries the daughter of wealthy oil baron but soon begins to wonder what he’s let himself in for

Hiding from the Nazis in wartime Italy

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Malcolm Gaskill vividly recreates his uncle’s experience as an escaped PoW, and the courage of the peasant families who risked their lives to shelter him

Dark secrets of the British housewife

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Juliet Nicolson reminds us of how difficult it was, even in the 1960s, for women to admit to sexual frustration, abuse, extramarital affairs or alcoholism

The young Tennyson reaches for the stars

27 September 2025 9:00 am

Richard Holmes describes how the poet’s early fascination with science – astronomy and geology in particular – would have a lasting influence on his writing

Retribution looms for the NeverTrumpers

27 September 2025 4:08 am

“My family and I have known for years that there are costs to standing up to Donald Trump,” says James…

Is Labour trying to kill the gambling industry?

27 September 2025 3:44 am

It seems Labour will not rest until the gambling industry is dead and buried. In the latest attack, more than…

Why is Apple hosting an assassin’s app?

27 September 2025 2:23 am

ICEBlock is an app that uses real-time information to pinpoint the location of ICE agents in the field. Launched in…

Ming Campbell was too good for politics

27 September 2025 2:16 am

Sir Menzies Campbell’s death means the loss of one of the most inconspicuously interesting people I’ve known in politics, not…