Matt Percival

‘The streets are paved over for pedestrians’

Matt Percival 31 October 2026 9:00 am

‘Your school’s decision to let you use screens all the time is very short sighted.’

Matt Percival 17 October 2026 9:00 am

‘I found my people but I didn’t like them.’

Matt Percival 26 September 2026 9:00 am

‘I experienced no growth or optimism.’

Matt Percival 5 September 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s unlikely to affect the current drought.’

Matt Percival 22 August 2026 9:00 am

‘He thrives in a high-pressure environment.’

Matt Percival 8 August 2026 9:00 am

‘It’s not fair – all my friends have mental health problems and I don’t.’

Matt Percival 4 July 2026 9:00 am

‘How do you afford it on your salary?’

Matt Percival 6 June 2026 9:00 am

‘He thinks filtered is best.’

Matt Percival 30 May 2026 9:00 am

‘We apologise for the delay – we are still trying to establish a timetable for departures.’

Matt Percival 16 May 2026 9:00 am

‘She’s extended the ceasefire but the blockade continues.’

Matt Percival 2 May 2026 9:00 am

‘You failed the vetting process,’

Matt Percival 25 April 2026 9:00 am

‘We are no longer in dynamic alignment.’

Matt Percival 18 April 2026 9:00 am

‘He strays a lot further than we thought.’

Matt Percival 11 April 2026 9:00 am

‘Vet fees.’

Matt Percival 28 March 2026 9:00 am

And on that bombshell we’ll find out what happens to the oil price tomorrow

Matt Percival 14 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Your forecast is already out of date.’

Matt Percival 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘You’ll have to wait until I’ve gone through your emails.’

Matt Percival 28 February 2026 9:00 am

‘They want you to release all your messages.’

Matt Percival 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘At least the ground rent will be capped at £250.’

Matt Percival 31 January 2026 9:00 am

It’s enlightening but not in a good way

Matt Percival 24 January 2026 9:00 am

‘And on that cliffhanger, we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens next.’

Matt Percival 24 January 2026 9:00 am

I prefer something based on a true story

Matt Percival 17 January 2026 9:00 am

We didn’t want dogs

Matt Percival 10 January 2026 9:00 am

‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’

Matt Percival 13 December 2025 9:00 am

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