Life
High life
New York Libyans are among the most civilised people on earth. When a Russian hooker (I assume) killed a Libyan…
Low life
A surprisingly convivial atmosphere prevailed in the second-class carriage of the fast London-bound train when I stepped aboard at Bodmin.…
Real life
‘Excuse me. I couldn’t help overhearing your conversation and I have to tell you, as a Catholic, I’m offended.’ The…
Long life
The Italians are often thought of as being unpatriotic, and one can see why. They relentlessly denigrate their national institutions,…
Great expectations
At the degenerative stage of a dinner party recently I heard related with perfect timing the tale of the gent…
Bridge
The 2013 IBPA (International Bridge Press Association) Awards have just been published — and it’s no great surprise to see…
Time for change
Former world champion Garry Kasparov has announced that he will stand for president of Fidé, the World Chess Federation, next…
No. 287
White to play. This is from Euwe-Alekhine, Zurich 1934. It looks as if Alekhine may have won Euwe’s knight due…
Literary merger
In Competition 2818 you were asked to merge two literary classics and provide a synopsis of the new title. You…
2134: Mere letters
Each unclued across light can be paired with a down one (one hyphened). Each member of a pair is an…
To 2131: present
Redundant words were: IRAQI (1A), ADO (5A), AENEAS (39A), EPEE (5D), AREA (25D). In line with 16/17, remaining unclued lights…
Have I gone to the wrong party?
I’m still weighing up whether to run for Parliament, but after this week’s reshuffle I’ve concluded I’m in the wrong…
Dave
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What’s really annoying you?
‘Sorry, I’d love to go the pub this evening, but I have to go out. It’s my wife’s wedding anniversary.’…
Dear Mary
Q. Is it acceptable to deal with time-critical online business while attending church? Some matters just won’t wait — Glastonbury tickets…
Treasures from a lost domaine
René Engel must have been a wonderful man. He studied wine-making before fighting in the trenches during the first world…
Hard-working
In his New Year message for 1940, Joseph Goebbels complained that the ‘warmongering cliques in London’ hated the German people…
Treasures from a lost domaine
René Engel must have been a wonderful man. He studied wine-making before fighting in the trenches during the first world…
Great expectations
At the degenerative stage of a dinner party recently I heard related with perfect timing the tale of the gent…
What’s really annoying you?
‘Sorry, I’d love to go the pub this evening, but I have to go out. It’s my wife’s wedding anniversary.’…
High life
New York The trouble with driving into the city is nostalgia. Manhattan Island looms into view and it still has…
Low life
I went to a Tibetan yoga all-day workshop. Tibetan yoga is very simple. It would be hilariously so if it…
Real life
Natural horsemanship has a lot to answer for. After a cross country event the other day, I rode back to…
Long life
There is at last good news to report on the poultry front. In the past, when I have mentioned my…
Bridge
I defy anyone, even Tolstoy were he still alive and were he to abandon War and Peace for a bridge…



























