Life

More Grand Theft Auto, less crime

7 December 2013 9:00 am

It was about a week ago, at 8 p.m., when our blackout happened. In the 1980s people would have headed…

Dear Mary

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Q. Six years ago a rather glamorous man bought the house opposite me. Although he always responds to requests for…

Claret’s class war

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Claret has a commercial advantage over Burgundy. Thanks to the grandes lignes of châteaux and vintages, you know where you…

Push back

7 December 2013 9:00 am

Something funny happened when my husband yawned. I yawned. That wasn’t the funny thing. The funny thing was that I…

Claret’s class war

5 December 2013 3:00 pm

Claret has a commercial advantage over Burgundy. Thanks to the grandes lignes of châteaux and vintages, you know where you…

Dirty rotten scoundrels

5 December 2013 3:00 pm

In one of those old Mae West films a girl admires her friend’s jewellery: ‘Goodness, what lovely pearls,’ only to…

More Grand Theft Auto, less crime

5 December 2013 3:00 pm

It was about a week ago, at 8 p.m., when our blackout happened. In the 1980s people would have headed…

High life

30 November 2013 9:00 am

New York   Nature is at her best right now, the leaves still holding, Central Park awash in golden browns…

Low life

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Can it be that the one single agreeable thing about getting old is that one loses one’s pot paranoia? No.…

Real Life

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Everything is a journey now, especially if it involves failure. The X Factor rejects, people having disasters as they build…

Long life

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Back home from a week in Italy, I almost feel that I haven’t left. For I go almost at once…

Bridge

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Yikes! I’ve been Grosvenored!’ This is a wail you will hear from time to time when a Declarer has been…

Song of Norway

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Magnus Carlsen has become the 16th world chess champion, taking the title with three wins, seven draws and no losses,…

No. 294

30 November 2013 9:00 am

White to play. This position is a variation from Anand-Carlsen, Chennai (Game 9). White is on the verge of delivering…

Picture this

30 November 2013 9:00 am

In Competition 2825 you were invited to supply a poem for a well-known painting of your choice. The poet and…

2141: Megacant

30 November 2013 9:00 am

The unclued lights (all but two of two words) are of a kind, listed in Chambers 2011. Elsewhere, ignore one…

to 2138: Hundred centimes

30 November 2013 9:00 am

The unclued Across lights are words abbreviated by C (= 100) and the unclued Down lights are abbreviated by c…

The path not taken

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Damn and blast. I was quite keen on becoming the Conservative candidate for Hammersmith, but the timing isn’t going to…

Dave

30 November 2013 9:00 am

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England learn their lesson

30 November 2013 9:00 am

My friend Miles was bowling in a festival of wandering cricket clubs in Oxford the other day. First wicket down…

Dear Mary

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Q. My egregious mother-in-law turns 80 this December. She is not short of a bob but for one of my…

The restaurant lobby

30 November 2013 9:00 am

One Canada Square was the original glass house in east London’s Gotham City, a thrilling tower with a flashing pyramid…

Reverend

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Here,’ said my husband, chucking a folded-back copy of the Daily Telegraph to me, ‘this’ll interest you.’ For once he…

The restaurant lobby

28 November 2013 3:00 pm

One Canada Square was the original glass house in east London’s Gotham City, a thrilling tower with a flashing pyramid…

England learn their lesson

28 November 2013 3:00 pm

My friend Miles was bowling in a festival of wandering cricket clubs in Oxford the other day. First wicket down…