Cartoon

‘Don’t wake him up. Sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalking

KJ Lamb 3 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘Don’t. I’m wearing the same outfit.’

Island

Percival 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Hello again...’

Back to the

Nick Newman 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘We understand that nanny and baby are doing fine.’

Doing fine

Bernie 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Surely you haven’t given up writing your memoirs already?’

I don’t quit

RGJ 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘When global warming hits, Narnia is all yours.’

Audience

GG 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Have you tried greed?’

Advice

Grizelda 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘What will we do if it’s not a disaster?’

Disaster

Grizelda 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Storks went out ages ago.’

Deliveroo

Nick Newman 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

Egg

Paul Wood 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Say, “Aaaaaargh!”’

NHS crisis

KJ Lamb 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Half the vowels are missing…’

Scrabble

Adam Singleton 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Son, your mother and I would like a word…’

Wenger

Bernie 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

Bus stop

Roger Latham 26 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Good evening. My name is 10.453.82 and I’ll be your server.’

Dinner

Hafeez 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you think His Majesty might be interested in some erotic wall tapestries?’

Tapestries

Jonesy 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Does it say which six?’

Wine danger

Adam Singleton 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m War, and this is Cyber War, Cold War and Proxy War.’

Wars

RGJ 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘I’m the war correspondent for Playboy.’

Trump

Nick Newman 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘A man has a right to defend himself in his own home, Verity.’

Defence

Bernie 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Sorry if it shatters the illusion but today is our collection day.’

Gates

Paul Wood 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘Oh my god, it really is as good as our forefathers told us.’

Birds

Guy 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

Peacock

Robert Thompson 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

Plastic bottles

Grizelda 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

Snakes

Robert Thompson 19 April 2018 1:00 pm

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