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‘Ides of March? Project Fear nonsense!’

Ides of March

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘A card payment for your thoughts?’

Cash

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling riot gear.’

Pile

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Nobody told me “no deal” would lead to this.’

No Deal

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘No cotton, no leather, no wool – he’s so woke!’

No cotton

14 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s aimed at students.’

Subscribe

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Some people just keep on reoffending.’

Train cancelled

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Dinner

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘I draw the line at chlorinated chicken.’

Chicken

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘They’re equally nightmarish.’

Life

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

Right notes

7 March 2019 3:00 pm

MMR

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

The new two-party system

Independent Group

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’

Church

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

Twitter

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I don’t like the look of that chandelier.’

Only fools

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I mean, it’s not like you won an Oscar.’

Oscar

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, that made a change from Brexit.’

TV

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, at least the daffodils are out.’

Daffodils

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

Toys

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Due to Brexit shortages, we haven’t got a prayer.’

Prayers

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘I’m stockpiling my dinner in anticipation of the shortages ahead.’

Dinner

28 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘It’s the shortages and civil war that’s putting me off going back to Britain.’

Return

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘Well, it won’t be long now until nothing happens again.’

Brexit news

21 February 2019 3:00 pm

‘My strategy is to go on losing until you come to your senses.’

Ladbrokes

21 February 2019 3:00 pm