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‘Does sir dress to the left or to the right?’

Tshirts

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Bins

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘We have recently changed our intern selection process. Could you now please place the baby rabbit you’re holding on to your heads.’

Intern

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Remind me again how poor we want them to be…’

Poverty

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Now, where did I put my glasses?’

Glasses

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘We had to use the naughty step — she maxed out her credit card again.’

Step

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘An impressive CV and confident interview — all rather let down by your inability to adjust your chair.’

Cv

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Picasso

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Shelfies

Shelfies

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Selfie

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Weight

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Thank God, you’re just my wife’s lover. I thought you were the Inland Revenue!’

Cupboard

12 July 2014 9:00 am

Lunch

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I was like, yay!’

Speech

12 July 2014 9:00 am

‘The radiator leaks, the gearbox is about to go and the suspension is on its last legs’

Honest

12 July 2014 9:00 am

It's time for Britain to abolish slavery – again

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Who would have expected to find slavery on the outskirts of Cardiff? Not the locals, who were shocked when police…

Portrait of the week

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, rang Jean-Claude Juncker to congratulate him on being nominated by EU heads of government…

The public sector's daftest prizes

5 July 2014 9:00 am

All must have prizes Paul Pugh, the £104,000-a-year chief executive of the Passport Office, was nominated for ‘leader of the…

Spectator letters: Press regulation, heroic Bulgarians and the case for Scotch on the rocks

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Beyond the law Sir: In your leading article of 28 June you make the point that the hacking trial demonstrates…

Books and arts

5 July 2014 9:00 am

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‘If only they’d been phone-hacked.’

Hacking

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I just worry about the extent of jihadi infiltration.’

School

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve discovered this absolutely divine little food bank off the high street…’

Divine

5 July 2014 9:00 am

Sales

5 July 2014 9:00 am

‘Under the new rules, you’re entitled to nothing for something.’

Jobcentre

5 July 2014 9:00 am