Nick Newman

Money

27 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘I have a feeling Michael Gove’s just backed the environment.’

Polar bears

27 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘I wonder if Seumas Milne got off with the blonde lawyer.’

Island

20 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘I deny that I conspired with the Russians in any way.’

Trump

20 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘Oh no – we’re breeding like Rees-Moggs!’

Bunnies

13 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘The French gnome will have to go.’

Rights

6 July 2017 1:00 pm

‘He should never have bought those Wimbledon strawberries.’

Becker

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m from Tunbridge Wells.’

Signs

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘There’s amazing footage of Theresa May surviving.’

Alien

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m hoping to get a glimpse of the legendary Ruth Davidson.’

Loch

22 June 2017 1:00 pm