Notification 1A: Digital Duty of Care and Net Zero Misinformation
You’re not watching Rowan Dean on TV, on social media, or on a podcast. You’re not watching Rowan Dean because his videos have been removed and expunged from all platforms of social media and the internet under Labor’s 2028 Digital Duty of Care Climate and Net Zero Misinformation Act which was passed by Parliament on June 1, 2028, six weeks after the election of the third Albanese Labor government.
The harmful online material was expunged because it poses serious harm to the viewer, as determined by the Minister for Communications, and confirmed under the act by the Office of the eSafety Commissioner.
In some videos the narrator engaged in deliberate and unambiguous climate denial and Net Zero disinformation, now recognised as causing serious harm to the health, safety, and well-being of all Australians.
The specific segments of the harmful online material, which are now illegal to post on any digital platform worldwide, include the repeated references to tidal locations around Sydney Harbour foreshores which the narrator of the video falsely claims show no evidence of rising sea levels over the past six decades. These references and deliberate use of Category Three Climate Misinformation have been determined under the act to maliciously harm the viewer by casting doubt on scientific evidence confirmed under IPCC Risk Assessment 7 that is decreed by the eSafety Commissioner to be the settled science.
Failure to remove these posts from all digital and online platforms may result in fines of up to $100 million for the corporation responsible or incarceration for the individual responsible also known as the ‘Serious Harm Offender’ under the provisions of the 2028 Digital Duty of Care Act, Section 7a Subsection xii Amendment 15.
Furthermore, if you are viewing any segments of this harmful online material through any other carriage means, such as a hard copy of a disk or a hard drive containing the expunged material and you have permitted the aforementioned serious harmful material to be viewed by minors – defined as under the age of 16 in the act – you will be liable for prosecution under the 2028 Serious Harm Offenders Child Abuse, Misinformation, Disinformation and Political Polarisation Act also passed by the parliament of Australia on June 1, 2028, which carries a mandatory imprisonment term of ten years.
Notification 1B: Digital Duty of Care Sexual Gender Classification
You’re not watching Rowan Dean on TV, on social media, or on a podcast. You’re not watching Rowan Dean because this harmful online material has been removed and expunged from all platforms of social media and the internet under Labor’s 2028 Digital Duty of Care Sexual Gender Classification Act which was passed by the Parliament on June 1, 2028, six weeks after the re-election of the third Albanese government.
The harmful online material was expunged because it poses serious harm to the viewer, as determined by the Minister for Communications, and confirmed under the act by the Office of the eSafety Commissioner.
In it the narrator of this serious harmful material engages in deliberate and harmful transphobic commentary, as defined by the act as causing serious harm to the health, safety, and gender well-being of all non-specific two-spirit, ambigender ceterofluid genderqueer and other omnigender Australian adolescents.
The specific segments of the harmful online material which are now illegal to post on any digital platform worldwide include the repeated references to non-binary gender fluid athletes which the narrator of the video falsely claims to be of hetero-cisgender variants such as a biological male.
These references and false claims have been determined under the act to maliciously harm the viewer by casting doubt on all gender realignment provisions that are accepted by the eSafety Commissioner in consultation with the Sex Discrimination Commissioner as best medical science.
Failure to remove these posts from all digital and online platforms may result in fines of up to $100 million for the corporation responsible or incarceration for the individual responsible also known as the ‘harm offender’ under the provisions of the Digital Duty of Care Act, Section 7a Subsection xii Amendment 15.
Furthermore, if you are viewing any segments of this harmful online material through any other carriage means, such as a hard copy of a disk or a hard drive containing the expunged material and you are a parent or guardian who has deliberately permitted the aforementioned serious harmful material to be viewed by minors – defined as under the age of 16 in the act – you will be personally liable for prosecution under the Serious Harm Offenders Child Abuse Gender Misinformation and Sexual Disinformation Act also passed by the parliament of Australia on June 1, 2028, which carries a mandatory imprisonment term of ten years.
Notification 1C: Digital Duty of Care Cultural Vilification
You’re not watching Rowan Dean on TV, on social media, or on a podcast. You’re not watching Rowan Dean because this video has been removed and expunged from all platforms of social media and the internet under Labor’s 2028 Digital Duty of Care Cultural Vilification Act which was passed by the Parliament on June the 1, 2028, six weeks after the election of the third Albanese government.
The video was expunged because it poses serious harm to the viewer, as determined by the Minister for Communications in consultation with the Office of the eSafety Commissioner.
The narrator of this harmful online material engages in deliberate and unambiguous racial discrimination, racial vilification, cultural misinformation, and deliberate vexatious ethnocentric disinformation as defined by the act and recognised to cause serious harm to the health, safety, and well-being of all culturally diverse and inclusive Australian citizens including of course non-Australian non-citizens.
The specific segments of the harmful online material which are now illegal to post on any digital platform worldwide include the repeated references to the recent arrival of citizens which the narrator of the video falsely claims to be of undesirable character. These extreme references and politically provocative polarisations have been determined under the act to maliciously harm the viewer by casting doubt on the beneficial effects of multiculturalism on social morale within the broader community that are accepted by the eSafety Commissioner in consultation with the Racial Discrimination Commissioner as critical to maintaining community safety and social cohesion.
Failure to remove these posts from all digital and online platforms may result in fines of up to $100 million for the corporation responsible or incarceration for the individual responsible also known as the ‘serious harm offender’ under the provisions of the Digital Duty of Care Act, Section 7a Subsection xii Amendment 15.
Furthermore, if you are viewing any segments of this video through any other carriage means, such as a hard copy of a disk or a hard drive containing the expunged material and you are a parent or guardian who has deliberately permitted the aforementioned serious harmful material to be viewed by minors – defined as under the age of 16 in the act – you will be personally liable for prosecution under the Serious Harm Offenders Child Abuse and Extreme Political Polarisation Act also passed by the Parliament of Australia on June 1, 2028, which carries a mandatory imprisonment term of ten years.
Notification 1D: Indigenous Digital Duty of Care
You’re not watching Rowan Dean on TV, on social media, or on a podcast. You’re not watching Rowan Dean because this video has been removed and expunged from all platforms of social media and the internet under Labor’s 2028 Indigenous Digital Duty of Care Act which was passed by the Parliament on June 1, 2028, six weeks after the re-election of the third Albanese government.
The video was expunged because it poses serious harm to Indigenous and First Nations viewers, as determined by the Minister for Communications, and confirmed by the Office of the eSafety Commissioner.
In the harmful online material the narrator of this harmful online material engages in deliberate and unambiguous First Nations territorial denialism, Indigenous cultural vilification, and historical misinformation and neo-colonial disinformation as defined by the act and recognised to cause serious harm to the health, safety, and well-being of all First Nations peoples.
The specific segments of the harmful online material which are now illegal to post on any digital platform worldwide include the repeated offensive and false descriptions of Welcome to Country and Acknowledgment of Country ceremonies.
These references and disinformation have been determined under the act to cause grave offence to First Nations peoples by casting doubt on the beneficial communal effects of culturally burning leaves, culturally inhaling smoke, and reciting cultural incantations as accepted by the eSafety Commissioner in consultation with the Racial Discrimination Commissioner.
Failure to remove these posts from all digital and online platforms may result in fines of up to $100 million for the corporation responsible or incarceration for the individual responsible also known as the ‘serious harm offender’ under the provisions of the Digital Duty of Care Act, Section 7a Subsection xii Amendment 15.
Furthermore, if you are viewing any segments of this video through any other carriage means, such as a hard copy of a disk or a hard drive containing the expunged material and you are a parent or guardian who has deliberately permitted the aforementioned serious harmful material to be viewed by minors under the age of 16 you will be liable for prosecution under the Serious Harm Offenders First Nations Extreme Cultural and Political Polarisation Child Abuse Act also passed by the Parliament of Australia on June 1, 2028, which carries a mandatory and minimum imprisonment term of 20 years.
Thank you.
And now we will cross to our Canberra studio for the latest Extreme Weather and Catastrophic Meteorological Polarisation Report as defined under the Dismantling Extremist Polarising Climate Misinformation Act, 2028.
