When Michael Moore’s documentary Planet of the Humans exposed the renewables industry as a hypocritical, money-making joke – an embarrassed murder of climate scientists and environmental activists called for it to be pulled from the public forum as they considered it to be ‘dangerous, misleading, and destructive’.

What they probably meant was, ‘Oh crap…’

Former left-wing activist Moore had strapped the sacred climate cow to a BBQ, set the whole thing alight in the middle of a vegan pride march, and offered up steaks with soy-flour rolls, smashed avocado, and caramelised cricket wings.