If you’re reading this, it’s highly likely you’re conservatively inclined. Indeed, skimming The Spectator Australia or spying the Sky After Dark set are among the few rites remaining for us on the Australian Right.

Unfortunately, our efforts are rarely celebratory.

Conservative energies have been engaged in either utter indignation at the latest leftist excess – like Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews’ pay rise or his tokenistic removal of the state flag from the Westgate – or in a lament for what our country has become and a forlorn desire to return to superior times.