Yet again the Greens are coming to save us — and this time it doesn’t even involve giving them money.
They’ve come up with some unique ways of social distancing “without being distant”. Some, um, idiosyncratic ways.
We know Bob Brown likes to talk about “fellow Earthians”, but they do realise that Mr Spock — along with his “Live long and prosper” — was fiction? They’ve had issues before, you’ll recall, with certain TV shows.
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