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Flat White

I’ve got them Barnaby blues… not!

30 July 2019

6:57 PM

30 July 2019

6:57 PM

My house is flooded.

The bathroom.

The bedroom.

The office.

The laundry.

Flooded with my tears for poverty-stricken Barnaby Joyce.

I’m using cups and buckets and saucepans and cereal bowls and vases in an effort to keep the water level down.

But my tears pour relentlessly — like the rain that hits the picturesque village of Mawsynram, in India’s hidden east — the wettest place on planet earth.

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