For once, the idiot children at The Age appeared to have a pretty good story this week. They didn’t even have to fall back on their usual stock-standards of morons claiming victimhood in pursuit of compensation or various lefties taking offence. This yarn stood up on its own.

It read:

Victoria’s maritime safety regulator is investigating a potentially disastrous near miss in which two large commercial ships came within 50 seconds of colliding in Port Phillip Bay.