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Flat White

A Spectator Sunday meditation (for Waleed Aly)

30 October 2016

9:20 AM

30 October 2016

9:20 AM

wordwasThe gender fluid and definitely not patriarchal Figurehead’s (if that doesn’t smack of privilege) Prayer

Our Waleed who art on The Project

Moral high ground be Thy game

Clementine Ford forgive us our white male shame

Thine segment come

Thine rant be done

Give us this day our daily pedestrian.tv endorsement and forgive us our sins (disagreeing with Thou)

And lead us not unto Bolt

But deliver us to The Project

For Thine is the self-righteous, interrupting and elitist forever more

Amen

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