The gender fluid and definitely not patriarchal Figurehead’s (if that doesn’t smack of privilege) Prayer
Our Waleed who art on The Project
Moral high ground be Thy game
Clementine Ford forgive us our white male shame
Thine segment come
Thine rant be done
Give us this day our daily pedestrian.tv endorsement and forgive us our sins (disagreeing with Thou)
And lead us not unto Bolt
But deliver us to The Project
For Thine is the self-righteous, interrupting and elitist forever more
Amen
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