‘They’re going on a school exchange with three girls from London.’

Exchange

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s enough homework — dinner’s ready.’

Sofa

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Ears

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’

Noticed

25 July 2015 9:00 am

ATM

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Wall

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘As you can see, Graham has been working closely with the food and drinks industry.’

Lobbying

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Mein Gott! Is the Führer really doing a royal wave?’

Rally

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘To conceal your identity, we’re making you leader of the Liberal Democrat party.’

Witness protection

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Garden

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Carp

25 July 2015 9:00 am

Boomerang

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Is there anyone here selling ketamine?’

Ketamin

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s shocking how the Garrick Club treats women. I think I’ll join.’

Club

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘We’re having to compete with the Tesco superstore.’

Hymn

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘Mine has a terrible battery life.’

Battery

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Languages

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Expansion

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve no idea, I’ve never loaded a dishwasher.’

Dishwasher

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘The new political will to bomb Syria leaves us with a few minor logistical problems.’

MOD

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Dignitas

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Witch

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘You are being held in a queue. Please wait and you will be able to hear the sea shortly.’

Shell

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Bonsai

18 July 2015 9:00 am

‘White wine cancelling red wine refers to stains, not breathalysers.’

Wine

18 July 2015 9:00 am