‘It’s a nightmare living in a place while you do it up.’

Snails

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve brought euros, drachmas, and a casefull of brightly coloured beads.’

Greece

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m not sure that shade is right for you — let’s try something a bit more subtle.’

Baboon

4 July 2015 9:00 am

‘I blame all those puffs of white smoke.’

Newspaper

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m upper class, but I’m immensely proud of my upper-middle-class roots.’

Coffee

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Robot

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve had such fun paying off our children’s and grandchildren’s debts!’

Party

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘You say art. I say graffiti.’

Cave

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Dude, this is better than heaven — it’s the Cloud.’

The Cloud

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Relate

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Our vicar’s a terrible name dropper.’

Names

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Dogs

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Jam

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Have you made any nice friends?’

Friends

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘You rang, texted, emailed and face-timed, my Lord?

Rang

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Great Scott, Professor Hunt has explained women!’

Blackboard

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘All right, all right. Simon says, “Scalpel.”’

Surgeons

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Greece

27 June 2015 9:00 am

Check in

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve got to go. I’m needed urgently on Twitter.’

Cocktail party

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘My work is selfie-explanatory.’‘My work is selfie-explanatory.’

Selfie

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘We’ve been on a journey.’

Journey

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘Yes, I’ve seen a few changes.’

Changes

20 June 2015 9:00 am

Library

20 June 2015 9:00 am

‘I’ve gone for the countryside look.’

Countryside

20 June 2015 9:00 am