‘Thanks for the lesson, Mum, but here’s one I ordered online earlier.’

Lesson

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Marriage

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘I like the fact they now come in larger sizes.’

Dinos

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You’ll not be going to parents’ evening, I presume.’

Parents evening

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘You’ll ruin your eyesight if you keep playing with your selfie.’

Selfie

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘There must be a glitch — it gave me some money.’

Cashpoint

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m gay, and according to my right-wing Christian fundamentalist parents I shouldn’t have got here.’

Gay

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Publisher

5 September 2015 9:00 am

‘So that’s one Chicken McNuggets, one Egg McMuffin and one Apple McComputer.’

McDonalds

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Labour

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘I like to take a really thick book on holiday.’

Thick book

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Aquisitions

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Geoffrey is Emmerdale intolerant.’

Television

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s those damned low-energy light bulbs.’

Storm

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Spidey

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Hurry — they’ve got a getaway balloon!’

Getaway

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘The area’s very popular with people who write articles about the evils of gentrification.’

Estate agent

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Books

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘Can you remember what we used to do in bed before Netflix?’

Netflix

29 August 2015 9:00 am

Computer

29 August 2015 9:00 am

‘You start off wanting to be Tintin but end up as Captain Haddock...’

Captain

22 August 2015 9:00 am

Paving

22 August 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s not back-firing properly.’

Clown

22 August 2015 9:00 am

Munch’s ohmigod!

OMG

22 August 2015 9:00 am

‘OK, road’s clear ...Go!’

Clear

22 August 2015 9:00 am

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