‘I’m Roger the replacement bus service.’

Roger

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s now more mature than the people using it.’

Couple with phone

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Tea break

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Coming soon

2 April 2016 9:00 am

Trump

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘We’re same-sex but we thought we could adopt.’

Ark

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I remember when all this was mud.’

Moles

2 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m a mermaid, you’re a sailor — of course we’re gender fluid.’

Mermaid

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘...the butcher (who’s now an estate agent), the baker (now a charity shop), the candlestick-maker (ditto)...’

Nursery

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s not called the biography section any more, sir.’

Biography

26 March 2016 9:00 am

Climb

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Seventy years of peace, no war? Of course I’m anti-Europe.’

Death

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘We’re not racist — but not somewhere where immigrants are landing on the beach, please.’

Racist holiday

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s a tough time to be millennial.’

Gallery

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Letter from the headmaster — we’re changing from a failing school to a failing academy.’

Schoolboy

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m not a happy bunny.’

Rabbits

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘I wanna be a stand-up when I get older.’

Babies

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘OMG, we’ve been no-platformed.’

Trains

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘Can’t we watch the internet like other families?’

TV

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘If Victoria Pendleton can take up horse-racing…’

Velodrome

26 March 2016 9:00 am

Sugar

26 March 2016 9:00 am

‘You can threaten me with the whip but I refuse to succumb to Project Fear!’

Horse

19 March 2016 9:00 am

Monopoly

19 March 2016 9:00 am

Parent

19 March 2016 9:00 am

Deckchair

19 March 2016 9:00 am