‘Hmm… it’s OK. Do you have one in uranium?’

Bomber

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘The cake!’

Cake

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m happy to announce the £3, I gave you last week.

Statistics

30 April 2016 9:00 am

Kitchen

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Have you seen the McMuffin Man, the McMuffin Man...’

McMuffin

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘They’re changing the rules.’

Escalator

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Know what I miss? The endless blazing rows over who drinks and who drives.’

Driverless

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Sorry, we’re going to have to lose the corgis.’

Star wars

30 April 2016 9:00 am

Trump comeback

Trump

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘I’ve got obituary writers’ cramp!’

Newsroom

30 April 2016 9:00 am

‘It must have escaped from a circus!’

Tigers

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Surprise!’

Royals

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘We’ve a large catchment area. It’s called the EU…’

Headteacher

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Read me your tax return.’

Bedtime

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘There’s work to be done. Don’t stand there staring into space.’

Astronomy

23 April 2016 9:00 am

Workmen

23 April 2016 9:00 am

Children

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘This isn’t romantic at all.’

Couple

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Careful, Darling —it’s high in salt.’

Salt

23 April 2016 9:00 am

Academy

23 April 2016 9:00 am

Sack

23 April 2016 9:00 am

Slump

16 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Rumour has it that it’s a fake.’

Art

16 April 2016 9:00 am

‘His tax returns are exemplary.’

Rally

16 April 2016 9:00 am

‘We’re not going down without a fight!’

Trump rally

16 April 2016 9:00 am