‘You save it. I’m off to Australia.’

Doctors

20 February 2016 9:00 am

‘She has millions of views but no opinions.’

Millions

20 February 2016 9:00 am

Messy divorce lawyer

Messy

20 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Now that’s what I call a cornucopia!’

Cornucopia

20 February 2016 9:00 am

‘We’ve gone digital.’

Cave

20 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s your own fault, Cinders. If you will go wearing glass slippers…’

Cinderella

20 February 2016 9:00 am

NHS

20 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s the constant nit-picking that gets to me.’

Rhino

20 February 2016 9:00 am

Bonding

13 February 2016 9:00 am

Careless

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘How lovely! The surgery have invited us for blood tests on the 10th.’

Letter

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m prescribing you large doses of blame, guilt and shame.’

Doctor

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘I expect they couldn’t afford to go into a care home.’

Stones

13 February 2016 9:00 am

Referendum

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Break a leg!’

Jump

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m not happy about the veil.’

Veil

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It stopped breathing so I was giving it the kiss of life.’

Wine

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Sarge, looks like we’ve recovered the murder weapon.’

Weapon

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘To be honest, she’s a bit young for me. She looked older in her online profile.’

Profile

13 February 2016 9:00 am

Tunnel

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘I think you’ll agree the box is just as effective without chocolates.’

Corbyn

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Firstly, thank you for coming and a special thanks to the Skype mourners.’

Funeral

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘The ones that are a wonky shape are just as tasty!’

Monsters

13 February 2016 9:00 am

Newsbills

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Tap

6 February 2016 9:00 am