Spaceship in a bottle

Spaceship

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Let’s play doctors and health tourists.’

Doctors

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Cards

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Some of us feel that all these photographs of your children send out the wrong message.’

Family

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I never wake him up when he’s sleepworking.’

Sleepwork

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘But I’m not patronising you...We did find you under a gooseberry bush.’

Gooseberry

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘We lead separate lives these days.’

Separate

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You were right, this is the most exciting first date I’ve been on.’

Date

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Flirt

15 February 2014 9:00 am

Percival

15 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Roses are red / Begonias maybe / Hello Hugh Grant / I’m having your baby.’

Valentines

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘There’s only one thing for it — give up driving.’

Smoking

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘He always makes sure we get out of the car when he wants a fag.’

Cigarette

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘The property has some unique features: a sunken garden, sunken garden shed, sunken patio…’

Floods

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s part of the drive to make us more like a private school.’

School

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘We must do lunch someday.’

Lunch

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Hs2

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘So exactly what kind of stem cells did they use in your therapy?’

Stem

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Alice Through the Selfie

Alice

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Crimes

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’

Owl

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow and Ball.’

Rowboat

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘No? Really? How absolutely fascinating...just how exactly did you expect me to look?’

God

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Cat

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’

Trees

8 February 2014 9:00 am