Real life
Real life
Someone else with my name is wreaking havoc with my attempts to control the Twitter account I don’t want. Obviously,…
Real life
‘Did you hear it?’ said a friend of mine, red-faced with the flush of a piece of news she couldn’t…
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The streetlighting engineer walked up and down outside my house trying to work out who was right: me, or my…
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Surprise, surprise. The person who had the shield taken out of the street light so it shone back into my…
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The street lamp as bright as the Dog Star is back to its full glare outside my house. I won…
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We were enjoying our evening at the overpriced gastropub until a woman in a dark uniform appeared at our table.…
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My pro-vaxxer friends have been a lot nicer to me since they started testing positive for Covid. I’m calling my…
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‘My phone says I can’t go out until Tuesday, so I can’t come and meet you,’ said my friend. And…
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We had gone to visit a friend at a stable yard on a country estate on a crisp autumn Sunday.…
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The horse lorry arrived and lowered its ramp — and I stood in front of it knowing that my thoroughbred…
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The filling station on the road out of the village was like a scene from Mad Max. People were all…
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British Gas finally agreed to service my boiler, for no reason I could make out other than the boiler wasn’t…
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After the landowner told us to be out in three weeks, then admitted we had three months to move our…
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The two-acre smallholding lived up to its name in being very, very small indeed. We had to squeeze around the…
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‘I’ve got COPD,’ said a friend of mine, not elaborating at all as I stared at him waiting for him…
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We began searching for the farm of our dreams in Wales as we planned our escape from Surrey. The problem…
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The letter arrived in a hand-addressed envelope, inside of which was a handwritten note. After everything we have been through,…
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If it’s true that the virus finds your weak spot, it has lodged itself like an evil monkey in my…
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‘Contact a GP if you’re worried about symptoms four weeks after having Covid.’ That was the NHS quote on the…
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The woman pulled up in her flashy 4×4 which was meandering along the farm track in that way people have…
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The doctor’s receptionist was adamant. ‘If you had not had the vaccine you would have been even more ill with…
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The scaffolding pole across the public footpath led to a farcical conversation with the local council. I had been walking…
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Since telling the shoot we won’t let them use the land we rent, we have been beset by a series…
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‘Oh, I do so love to see all the lovely pheasants running around the place,’ said the lady walking the…
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The woman sat alone and stony-faced in the passenger seat of the car as it blocked the road. She was…
