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With so many last-straw moments to choose from in my house-moving experience, it is a close call to pick the…
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Goodbye then, Bal-ham. You were my gateway to the south. I loved you for so many more reasons than that,…
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Some people get into the choosing of tap fittings. I am not a person who gets into the choosing of…
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‘Information,’ came the reply. ‘We want information.’ The voice echoed in my head. Oh no. Oh please God, no. A…
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Of all the many indignities I have suffered at the hands of my iPhone, the humiliation that sickens me the…
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‘Mesdames et messieurs, allow me to introduce you to your meals,’ said the waiter. Oh lordy, I thought. Here we…
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Someone has given the builder boyfriend an iPhone and things will never be the same. Until now, he has always…
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If it takes any longer to find a buyer for my London flat I am going to start coming to…
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If it takes any longer to find a buyer for my London flat I am going to start coming to…
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Shoot me if I ever let slip I’ve been mucking out with rubber gloves and a dustpan and brush. As…
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Shoot me if I ever let slip I’ve been mucking out with rubber gloves and a dustpan and brush. As…
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Unexpectedly re-available is a very good phrase. I have often seen it applied to house advertisements and thought how fabulously…
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Unexpectedly re-available is a very good phrase. I have often seen it applied to house advertisements and thought how fabulously…
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Fine, so I got it completely wrong. It turns out the sale of my flat was not held up by…
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Fine, so I got it completely wrong. It turns out the sale of my flat was not held up by…
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The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…
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The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…
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The builder boyfriend declared himself very happy with his £65 pee. He insisted it was good value for money because…
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As if by magic, a sign that I am doing the right thing by moving out of London arrived in…
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As if by magic, a sign that I am doing the right thing by moving out of London arrived in…
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The problem holding up my house move turns out to be a wiggle. Have you ever had a wiggle? It…
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The problem holding up my house move turns out to be a wiggle. Have you ever had a wiggle? It…
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If the buyer asks me any more questions I am going to pull out. I have to put my foot…
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If the buyer asks me any more questions I am going to pull out. I have to put my foot…
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A few moments after saying the communion rite, the priest looked at his congregation and uttered easily the most disturbing…
