Real life
Real life
The Albanian builders have started a turf war in my kitchen. The hostilities broke out suddenly. One minute the builders…
Real life
They are building the bonfire already. In the dip where winter flooding sometimes creates a small lake, the wood and…
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How reassuringly like old times it is, going to a God-forsaken retail park with Stefano. We mooch about the DIY…
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Assuming someone had moved house before, and put a new boiler in their new house, while remaining a customer of…
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BT have just put the phone down on me for asking them to stop sending me junk mail, which is…
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Stefano and his boys got to work with gusto and within a few days the upstairs of my house started…
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Stefano the Albanian turned up in a brand new Audi off-roader, cutting quite the dash. He looked older, with some…
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My friendly neighbourhood Lib Dems have put some campaign literature through my door. In a covering note, they intimate that…
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Darcy is high-maintenance, so I decided to leave her in the posh livery yard, with its luxuriant shavings beds and…
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Easier by far to load up my horses and move them to the next village than try to fight the…
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Like Steve McQueen gone slightly to seed, the builder boyfriend strode off into the sunset. Nothing becomes him so much…
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‘This situation is Rorke’s Drift,’ said the builder boyfriend, after our proposed renovations were objected to at the parish council’s…
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Quite stoically, I was mountaineering on my hands and knees over a sea of rubble to get to the temporary…
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Two months after I cancelled Sky, a strange letter arrived in the post. ‘We are writing to you because we…
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‘What do you think it means?’ I asked the builder boyfriend as we stood in front of the sign. A…
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Last night, I had dinner at the M25 services. I don’t mean I stopped for a break mid-journey. I mean…
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Since moving to my dream home in the country a month ago, I’ve only had to fight a parking dispute,…
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All had gone suspiciously quiet down our little track on the village green, and we had begun to think we…
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And so, as it must, the pilgrimage to find a local GP surgery begins. This is a great British tradition,…
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‘I’m afraid you’ve made a mistake with my council tax,’ I said to the lady at Guildford Borough Council. ‘Right,’…
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‘You’re probably excited about your new service and keen to start using it as soon as you can,’ said the…
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After spending the day unblocking the gutters and drains in the pouring rain, he wasn’t in the mood for a…
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The builder boyfriend has dug himself a hole. I don’t mean he’s in trouble with me. I mean he has…
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Well, there were seven of us in this chain, so it was a bit crowded, to paraphrase a princess. We…
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A gentleman on Twitter ‘writes’ to say I’m boring him with my house move. ‘Snooze-fest’, says this chap, and he…
