Cartoon

‘You’d never get this many Martians wanting to see Theresa May.’

Many

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m sorry, do I know you?’

Penguins

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m from Tunbridge Wells.’

Signs

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

Bread

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I remember when all this was picked.’

Picked

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Remember when you thought it would be fun to join Labour for £3, vote in Corbyn and make them unelectable?’

Corbyn

29 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘…or as it’s known locally, the plotting shed.’

Shed

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘He’s socially awkward but brilliant in his field.’

Cow

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

Flying

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘There’s amazing footage of Theresa May surviving.’

Alien

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’m hoping to get a glimpse of the legendary Ruth Davidson.’

Loch

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Not only are they fattening — they’re also homophobic.’

Cereal Singleton

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘OK, are you ready? I’m going to switch on the news.’

Radio Grizelda

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘It’s scary how the young have been affected by Jeremy Corbyn.’

Affected

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘That racket is the dawn chorus.’

Tent Wood

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘So for the backpackers and gap-year students I’ve devised new, comforting Zen Lite.’

Zen

22 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘They say do you mind going round the block a few thousand times? They’re still working on it.’

Car RGJ

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Sorry I’m late.’

Butterfly GG

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Darling, they’re playing our ringtone!’

Darling

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘You’ll have to subscribe to hear the rest of his sentence.’

Subscribe Grizelda

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘Just how many lives does Michael Gove have?’

Cat Newman

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘You’re not by any chance related to George Osborne?’

Smile Wood

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I don’t care what her name is — why can’t you do something useful like invent a wheel?’

Caveman Turner

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’ve never been to a conversion to Corbynism ceremony before.’

Witch Grizelda

15 June 2017 1:00 pm

‘I don’t fancy being stuck in the jungle with Paul Nuttall!’

Jungle Newman

15 June 2017 1:00 pm