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Frack

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You’ve been smoking, haven’t you? Your clothes reek of fresh air.’

Smoking

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a general rule of thumb for this part of London — if you can’t read the “for sale” sign you can’t afford the house.’

House

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Neighbourhood

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Opposites attract.’

Attraction

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Omg

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Oh great — now nobody’s going to believe this happened.’

Balls

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Ausdisley

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Betty

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a witch hunt.’

Witch

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Jobshare

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘May contain nuts? Can’t you be more definite?’

Squirrel

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Obesity

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Hollande

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Do you have any “Sorry I can’t apologise” cards?’

Card

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Very nouveau leash.’

Dogs

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Bore

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘More and more couples seem to be settling out of court these days.’

Couples

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Internet trolls calling you fat and ugly? Big deal — fashion magazines have been calling their readers that for decades.’

Trolls

25 January 2014 9:00 am

The Wife of Sisyphus

Wife

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Catflap

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘Ugh! There are poor people living in our house.’

Children

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Lion

25 January 2014 9:00 am

‘We apologise for the late arrival of your Christmas present.’

Trains

25 January 2014 9:00 am

Scum

25 January 2014 9:00 am