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‘Apart from your generation’s over-inflated sense of self-worth, what else makes you the best candidate for this vacancy?’

Vacancy

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‘It’s nice, but it’s a little over our price range.’

Box

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‘They’re short-term memory sticks.’

Memory

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‘He moved to the right before he got old.’

Right

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Nanotechnology

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‘This is what I was dreading — not having to fly home.’

Lanzarote

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‘I’d invite you in, but as we’ve already had sex behind the kebab van I don’t see there’s much point.’

Kebab

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‘Don’t wake him up — sleepwalking is the only exercise he gets.’

Sleepwalk

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World

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‘...in the top drawer on your side of the bed, you dumb schmuck!’

Marriage

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Raised by Wolves...

Wolves

The Spectator 19 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Things are so bad in the bedroom department that she’s started sleeping in a shark cage.’

Bedroom

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‘I’ve lost interest in TV now it’s no longer a criminal offence not to have a licence.’

Licence

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The last selfie

Selfie

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CatVideos

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‘It’s all to do with regaining the public’s trust.’

Trust

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Not another damn reality show!’

Reality

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‘Apart from making a buzzing noise and an inability to find an open window, what else do you do?’

Fly

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‘My door is always open, Tracy. Could you get someone to fix that?’

Door

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Bush

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Easter

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‘I’m afraid you can’t smoke here, sir.’

Kippers

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‘Have we tried turning it off and then on again?’

Gas

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‘Hey — is that your wife in the hotel opposite this hotel?’

Wife

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Pub

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