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Texts

3 May 2014 9:00 am

‘Nothing prepares you for the lack of sleep.’

Baby

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Emergency

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Don’t go on at the boy — kids have always fought.’

Boy

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Dog

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘In some ways, he regrets buying that pint of milk.’

Survey

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Want to see what the class is saying about you online, sir?’

Apple

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Can I call you back? I’m in a bard place.’

Bard

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘If only we’d invested in crystal meth.’

Meth

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Shopping

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘We’re modernising the postal service.’

Post

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Sheepdog

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘But we’ve not ordered a bouncy castle.’

Bouncy

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘I’m going to have to love you, like you on Facebook, connect with you on LinkedIn, follow you on Twitter — and leave you.’

Love

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Now that’s a real mullet.’

Mullet

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘And this is where the snorkelling adventure took a turn for the worse. You may want to look away.’

Snorkelling

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Reversing

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘They fill the gap left by the chocolate vending machines that we were forced to get rid of — and they make much more profit.’

Machines

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘You asked to see the cheese board.’

Dairy

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Risk Assessment

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Pension Pot

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Stone Age Selfie

26 April 2014 9:00 am

‘I’ve always loved nice bread then one day I thought, “I know, why don’t I bake my own?”’

Bread

26 April 2014 9:00 am

Drugs

19 April 2014 9:00 am

‘I wish you’d get a job at GCHQ — then you might actually start to listen to me.’

Listen

19 April 2014 9:00 am