The Spectator

‘I don’t know which is the real me any more.’

Transformer

3 January 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m sorry, Mrs Bell, but I’m afraid your son just isn’t very smart.’

Smartphone

3 January 2015 9:00 am

‘I like to hang my washing so that the neighbours can read the labels.’

Labels

3 January 2015 9:00 am

‘OK, buddy, I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer.’

Shooter

3 January 2015 9:00 am

‘Oh my God! Is this socialist champagne?’

Champagne

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Feminist

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Cloth

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Stairlift

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Resolutions

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Jumper

3 January 2015 9:00 am

Age-old truth

13 December 2014 9:00 am

We are living longer, healthier and more prosperous lives than ever — it’s one of the greatest advances of our…

Portrait of the year

13 December 2014 9:00 am

January Floods covered 28,000 acres of the Somerset Levels. Ukip suspended an Oxfordshire councillor for saying floods were God’s punishment…

Barometer

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Marking a century Some things which celebrate their 100th birthday in 2015: 3-D films The first was shown at the…

From the archives

13 December 2014 9:00 am

The Vantage Point of Peace

My strangest date

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Spectator writers and others on the path of romance

Nomad camp in the Wakhan, Afghanistan, from The History of Central Asia

Books and arts

13 December 2014 9:00 am

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‘And the winners are …’

The answers

13 December 2014 9:00 am

So they say 1. President François Hollande of France 2. Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, of Nick Clegg, the…

‘Eurgh — you smell like a chimney.’

Smell

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Santa

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Burger

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Flatpack

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Football

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Troll

13 December 2014 9:00 am

City snowman

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Nose

13 December 2014 9:00 am