KJ Lamb

‘Point to where it hurts.’

Doctor

KJ Lamb 4 July 2019 1:00 pm

‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full, which were left unattended and destroyed by controlled explosion.’

Nursery

KJ Lamb 27 June 2019 1:00 pm

Uniform

KJ Lamb 13 June 2019 1:00 pm

Closed

KJ Lamb 23 May 2019 1:00 pm

‘This year we decided to go for landfill.’

Planter

KJ Lamb 17 April 2019 1:00 pm

‘It’s the anger-management counsellor. She’s furious you missed your appointment.’

Anger

KJ Lamb 11 April 2019 1:00 pm

Milk

KJ Lamb 4 April 2019 2:00 pm

Football table

KJ Lamb 28 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘We’ve created additional space by getting rid of the books.’

Library

KJ Lamb 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

Fresh

KJ Lamb 21 March 2019 3:00 pm

‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’

Relate

KJ Lamb 16 February 2019 9:00 am

‘I love your dress. It makes me look so much younger.’

Dress

KJ Lamb 31 January 2019 3:00 pm

Badger

KJ Lamb 31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘I need help — I can’t afford truffled gorgonzola and artisan olive sticks.’

Foodie bank

KJ Lamb 31 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘Just something I picked up in the sales.’

Assault

KJ Lamb 24 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘See it, pay it, sorted.’

Tickets

KJ Lamb 17 January 2019 3:00 pm

‘We come bearing gift receipts.’

Exchange

KJ Lamb 3 January 2019 3:00 pm

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Alice

KJ Lamb 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’

Bed

KJ Lamb 13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’

Quiz

KJ Lamb 6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Product misplacement

Product

KJ Lamb 29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Out

KJ Lamb 29 November 2018 3:00 pm

Alice in Cineworld

Munch

KJ Lamb 18 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

KJ Lamb 13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

KJ Lamb 6 September 2018 1:00 pm

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