Grizelda

‘Your father’s opted out of a dignified retirement.’

Snore

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’

Manners

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Ha! Ha! Ha! He lives in his properties.’

Houses

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘We need to find consensus – and destroy it.’

Meeting

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve written my Brexit impact assessment report.’

Report

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘She’s trying to attract male supporters to the cause.’

Objectification

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

Blood

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I suppose I have become a bit institutionalised over the years.’

Institutionalised

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘He has a 25-year plan to reform.’

Plan

18 January 2018 3:00 pm

Toy soldiers

11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Whatever you do kids, don’t become a figure of hate for the left.’

Twitter

11 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you tried taking all the joy out of life?’

Weight loss

4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘We’re doing really wet January.’

Wet January

4 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘Ahh! Look at the kids playing with the packaging.’

Unwrapped

13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘Your father’s going to do Dry January in 2021.’

Drunk

13 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘You must agree to our terms and conditions before crossing the border.’

Agree

7 December 2017 3:00 pm

‘For God’s sake, don’t let the public see his human side!’

Human side

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Grr! Look at him, always looking on the bright side of life.’

Remain

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘You need to learn the centre.’

Right and Left

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

Poll

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘This is where we manage the Tories’ social media campaign.’

Tories

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Chat

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’d like to work in a field that isn’t overrun with sexual predators…’

Advice

2 November 2017 3:00 pm

Weight

26 October 2017 2:00 pm

Socialist elite

26 October 2017 2:00 pm