Behind the Trump-DeSantis influencer Twitter bloodbath
Forget the campaign trail: the real Trump-DeSantis fight is spilling out on Twitter. Conservative influencers who support the respective campaigns…
Flashback: Donald Trump predicted the PGA-LIV merger a year ago
The PGA Tour will officially merge with LIV Golf, the Saudi-backed golf league, in a shock bid to squash the…
Bud Light remains for sale in virtually every Trump Organization business
As the Bud Light War enters what feels like its fifth year, Cockburn has further evidence that America’s “wokest” brew…
The Lincoln Project tries to Bud Light Dr. Pepper
The Lincoln Project, a disgraced PAC launched in 2019 “to defeat Donald Trump at the ballot box” and “to ensure…
Meghan Markle and Princess Di among top requested celebrity sex dolls: report
A British sex doll manufacturer is claiming that the top celebrities his customers request likenesses of include Princess Diana, Kate…
Taylor Swift avoids FTX ‘Bad Blood’
What do Tom Brady and Taylor Swift have in common? Both blonde, both wealthy, both recently single. As for their…
An idiot’s guide to posting about Trump’s indictment
Who to copy: #Resistance TikTok, Matt Walsh or Ivanka? Donald Trump has been indicted — and you have to post…
Wall Street wants Kamala. So do Republicans
Texas showdown Democratic congressman Colin Allred is mulling a run against Senator Ted Cruz, Cockburn has learned. No major Democratic…
Did Sam Brinton steal a Tanzanian designer’s clothes?
Tim Scott’s campaign preppers Rumors are flying that South Carolina senator Tim Scott is on track to announce his candidacy…
Ron DeSantis is scarier than Trump, says Vanity Fair
Cockburn has noticed a trend over at Vanity Fair, that once-esteemed publication. They write about Ron DeSantis, a lot. Obsessively,…
The weirdest stuff you can get at the Twitter auction
Elon Musk’s Twitter is holding a massive auction to sell its surplus office assets — and it is quite an…
Can I now free the nipple on Instagram and Facebook?
It’s a funny old world. Cockburn noticed today that Facebook and Instagram have been told to overhaul their longstanding ban…
A deluge of deviants in Davos?
Sex workers take Switzerland! As the World Economic Forum gets underway in Davos, it’s not just politicians and business leaders…
Colleges join the war on TikTok
TikTok likely hasn’t been too bothered about a bunch of crusty old senators and governors denouncing their social media platform.…
George Santos makes politics worth paying attention to
As the Republicans’ on-again-off-again, will-they-won’t-they romance with Kevin McCarthy drags on, Cockburn has found refuge in a genuinely entertaining drama.…
Elon Musk’s weird weekend
He may have been racking up the hours at the office lately, but even Elon Musk knows when to take…
Elon Musk loudly booed on stage at Dave Chappelle gig
Is Elon Musk losing his appeal? Cockburn concedes that being the richest man in the world must be pretty sweet.…
Harry and Meghan’s expert: ‘never sell out’
Afua Hirsch sells out Cockburn is reeling today after a heavy night, but it was the only thing he could…
Ron Klain ruins Thanksgiving
Top Twitter user Ron Klain is at it again. This time, the terminally online White House chief of staff tweeted…
Why is Milo Yiannopoulos working for Kanye’s 2024 campaign?
Just eighteen days after Kanye West vowed that he was taking a thirty-day cleanse from talking, drinking alcohol, watching porn…
Scoop: top GOP donors to meet in Miami in plot to stop Trump
Everybody hates Donald? An emergency gathering is set to be held in Miami next week to talk about “the Trump…
Trump calls for McConnell’s ouster on eve of election
Former president Donald Trump called for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell to be replaced by Senator Rick Scott during a…
WaPo calls out Biden’s lies with ‘Bottomless Pinnochio’ award
Cockburn’s monocle popped out of his head and plopped into his oatmeal yesterday morning as he perused the Washington Post.…
Sources: Trump 2024 is staffing up — names revealed
Sources: Trump 2024 team forming After Axios’s report that Trump is set to announce a 2024 run on November 14…
So is it OK when liberals use the R-word?
A liberal elite is slurring her words (and Cockburn doesn’t mean in the fun, tipsy way). Kasey Funderburg was a…
