Cockburn

George Santos makes politics worth paying attention to

13 January 2023 1:31 am

As the Republicans’ on-again-off-again, will-they-won’t-they romance with Kevin McCarthy drags on, Cockburn has found refuge in a genuinely entertaining drama.…

Elon Musk’s weird weekend

19 December 2022 10:11 pm

He may have been racking up the hours at the office lately, but even Elon Musk knows when to take…

Elon Musk loudly booed on stage at Dave Chappelle gig

13 December 2022 3:06 am

Is Elon Musk losing his appeal? Cockburn concedes that being the richest man in the world must be pretty sweet.…

Harry and Meghan’s expert: ‘never sell out’

10 December 2022 11:17 am

Afua Hirsch sells out Cockburn is reeling today after a heavy night, but it was the only thing he could…

Ron Klain ruins Thanksgiving

24 November 2022 7:14 am

Top Twitter user Ron Klain is at it again. This time, the terminally online White House chief of staff tweeted…

Why is Milo Yiannopoulos working for Kanye’s 2024 campaign?

23 November 2022 6:38 am

Just eighteen days after Kanye West vowed that he was taking a thirty-day cleanse from talking, drinking alcohol, watching porn…

Scoop: top GOP donors to meet in Miami in plot to stop Trump

12 November 2022 8:59 am

Everybody hates Donald? An emergency gathering is set to be held in Miami next week to talk about “the Trump…

Trump calls for McConnell’s ouster on eve of election

9 November 2022 8:50 am

Former president Donald Trump called for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell to be replaced by Senator Rick Scott during a…

WaPo calls out Biden’s lies with ‘Bottomless Pinnochio’ award

9 November 2022 4:48 am

Cockburn’s monocle popped out of his head and plopped into his oatmeal yesterday morning as he perused the Washington Post.…

Sources: Trump 2024 is staffing up — names revealed

5 November 2022 3:30 am

Sources: Trump 2024 team forming After Axios’s report that Trump is set to announce a 2024 run on November 14…

So is it OK when liberals use the R-word?

4 November 2022 12:57 am

A liberal elite is slurring her words (and Cockburn doesn’t mean in the fun, tipsy way). Kasey Funderburg was a…

Is the Trump 2024 team taking shape?

29 October 2022 8:56 am

Cockburn and his spies have been busy collecting gossip for you all week. James Corden’s bad attitude So apparently before…

James Corden suddenly remembers his wife has a food allergy

26 October 2022 5:35 am

Maybe it was all those drinks he guzzled after demanding the restaurant comp them, but James Corden forgot for a…

Does Taylor Swift have a drinking problem?

25 October 2022 3:02 am

Being an eclectic chap, Cockburn has sampled his fair share of music. And he’s not ashamed to admit, contrary to…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s daddy issues

23 October 2022 5:35 am

Cockburn has just posted bail, after some post-AA meeting cocktails got out of hand yesterday afternoon. He apologizes for the…

J.D. Vance owns Tim Ryan after Ryan calls him a racist

19 October 2022 5:59 am

Cockburn watched with delight last night as Ohio’s Democratic candidate for US Senate, Tim Ryan, served up an absurd accusation…

Sleepy Joe leads the work-from-home crusade

19 October 2022 3:14 am

Rejoice, slackers of America! For there is a new figurehead leading your crusade for lunchtime naps, camera-off Zoom meetings and…

Study: it’s not Adam Levine’s fault 

13 October 2022 1:01 am

After love rat Adam Levine and wife Behati Prinsloo were pictured smiling on a beach were released, it seems that…

Madonna comes out… as an attention seeker

12 October 2022 2:51 am

Another day, another celebrity coming out on the internet. Madonna is the latest: this weekend, the pop icon posted a…

Black Lives Matter’s $40,000 dog

4 August 2022 12:30 am

Outspoken Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King has unleashed his Grassroots Law PAC campaign finance disbursements, and it appears he…

Mike Pence mouths his talking points

27 July 2022 4:34 am

Former vice president Mike Pence spoke to a crowd of college students on Tuesday as part of the Young America’s…

Where in the world is J.D. Vance?

26 July 2022 4:37 am

Cockburn loves campaign gossip, and the latest gossipy article from the Daily Beast does little to inspire confidence in Ohio GOP Senate…

Why wasn’t Hunter Biden prosecuted for illegally buying a gun?

26 July 2022 2:28 am

This morning, Cockburn’s eagle eye was drawn to an exclusive in the Washington Examiner, which reports that the Delaware police…

Does Biden have Covid, cancer, and dementia?

22 July 2022 2:51 am

Joe Biden has had a lot to worry about lately. First, according to his own account, he has cancer thanks…

Hunter Biden may be indicted, reports…CNN?

22 July 2022 1:16 am

Trouble may be ahead for America’s least favorite fortunate son. Department of Justice (DOJ) officials are reportedly discussing whether to…