Why are the Macrons bothering to sue Candace Owens?
What’s the best novel you’ve read all summer? For Cockburn it’s the more than 200-page complaint that Emmanuel Macron and…
The man to save the Democratic party: Hunter Biden
“The one thing that binds each and every one of us is not necessarily love… it’s pain,” Hunter Biden said…
Trump makes America’s Coke pure again
Squashed between his Truth Social announcements that fentanyl is now a Schedule I drug, President Trump made a surprising declaration related…
The secret life of Agent Melania
The activities of First Lady Melania Trump have been the subject of much discussion in Cockburn’s circles during her husband’s…
Trayon White is DC’s Donald Trump
Cockburn is delighted to announce the special election winner replacing Trayon White (who was unanimously expelled from office in February)…
Biden attempts to straighten the record on his autopen
President Joe Biden granted 1,500 pardons in what was the largest single-day act of clemency by a US president back…
Musk’s chatbot stumbles again
No living human has had a week as tumultuous as Grok, the Elon Musk-sponsored AI that lives inside X for…
The Trump administration is practicing Carmen Sandiego economic theory
President Trump sent out another round of passive-aggressive tariff letters to foreign leaders Wednesay, which he posted to Truth Social…
RFK Jr. faces down M&M’s
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. may have finally met his match: the green M&M. Mars, which manufactures various popular candies including…
J.D. Vance’s summer plans in the ‘Hamptons of England’
Where does a good America First hillbilly like to spend his summer? Cockburn would not have thought the answer was…
Is there hope for California, after all?
California is catching the deregulation bug. The state legislature has apparently realized that people need houses too, and sometimes the…
Is Britain’s Rachel Reeves the new Hillary Clinton?
Britain’s Chancellor of the Exchequer Rachel Reeves, 46, shed a single tear from the front row of the government benches…
The Maine Governor’s cocaine problem
On a trip to the nation’s capital last week, 77-year-old Governor Janet Mills of Maine was confronted with an old…
Did the Wall Street Journal just prevent a war?
Zero-hour was approaching. A joint US-Israeli attack on the mullahs’ mountain fastness at Fordow seemed imminent. The B-52s were on…
The Tucker Carlson & Ted Cruz roast
Tucker Carlson teased an upcoming podcast with Senator Ted Cruz Tuesday night by posting a short, fiery clip from the…
More DNC woes for Ken Martin
How could the Democrats be in any more disarray? Long-time, high-ranking Democratic National Committee members Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders…
WATCH: Trump hints Russia should rejoin G7
As the annual G7 Summit kicks off in Canada, President Trump told reporters that removing President Vladimir Putin from the…
Hogg out: youngest DNC vice chair ousted
Congratulations David Hogg: the youngest ever DNC vice chair has earned the honor of serving the shortest term in the…
Elon Musk kisses the ring
“I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far,” Elon Musk wrote on X…
J.D. Vance: deport Derek Guy
Forget the protesters versus police clash on the West Coast: this week’s fiercest battle of wits is between a Vietnamese…
The irony of Kim Kardashian and Ivanka Trump’s friendship
Cockburn was amused by the recent spectacle of Kim Kardashian’s law school triumph (after three “baby bar” exams and a…
Who should have Elon’s next child?
The Wall Street Journal has published an eye-opening exposé on Elon Musk’s “harem drama,” diving into the relationships the world’s richest man…
Which member of the ‘Houthi PC small group’ chat are you?
Most people use groupchats to share memes, organize brunch or gossip. The Trump administration plans air strikes. After Atlantic editor-in-chief…
WATCH: Mike Waltz takes ‘full responsibility’ (kind of) for groupchat leak
It has been a furious week in Trumpland after White House officials accidentally added journalist Jeffrey Goldberg to a highly…
You can buy Melania Trump’s wedding dress on eBay for $45,000
Melania Trump’s one-of-a-kind wedding dress is on sale for an asking price of $45,000 on eBay. The ivory duchesse satin dress…






























