Hunter Biden may be indicted, reports…CNN?
Trouble may be ahead for America’s least favorite fortunate son. Department of Justice (DOJ) officials are reportedly discussing whether to…
The journalists who got it wrong about the Good Guy with a Gun
On Sunday, at a mall in Indiana, a mass shooter’s rampage was cut short after he was shot by a…
Lauren Boebert’s awesome gun-themed restaurant has closed
Cockburn doesn’t leave the swampy bounds of the District too often, but he has now and then been tempted by…
WATCH: Joe Biden’s Holocaust gaffe
Has the president been possessed by an alt-right troll? Nope, it’s just Joe being Joe. No sooner had Joe Biden…
Huma Abedin trades up for Bradley Cooper
A few things Cockburn always enjoys (aside from alcohol and low prices) are drama and scandal. He was therefore delighted…
Five tacos Jill Biden thinks are Hispanics
Jill Biden apparently thinks Hispanics are tacos and vice versa. At a conference in San Antonio on Monday, Dr. Biden…
The Hunter Biden iCloud leak double-standard
Another day, another deeply compromising story about America’s first son. This weekend, a hacker on the 4chan messageboard claimed to…
‘Rescinded’: LinkedIn users are listing their retracted job offers
Cockburn was on one of his regular jaunts through LinkedIn this week, on the lookout for more gainful employment than…
Twitter gives Jordan Peterson the boot, Dave Rubin follows
Jordan Peterson went from being a psychologist advising troubled kids to an unlikely political figure as he fought against the…
We must know the truth about the Colbert insurrection
When Cockburn heard the news of Stephen Colbert’s Late Show staffers being arrested at the Capitol, he knew this case was…
NYT finally tackles gender therapy
Cockburn started his Sunday by spitting Darjeeling all over the pages of the New York Times magazine. The cause of…
‘Villain’ Elon Musk votes Republican for first time ever
They say you never forget your first. Your first Republican, that is. For Elon Musk, that is Mayra Flores, the…
Among the green conservatives
The American Conservation Coalition (ACC) last week held its first official summit, hosting a vibrant crowd of over 250 people.…
Mr. McConaughey goes to Washington
Matthew McConaughey came to Cockburn’s hometown of Washington, DC on Tuesday. It was not to say hi, of course, but…
Pro-abortion vandals attack the Capitol Hill Pregnancy Center
On Friday, June 3, assailants vandalized the Capitol Hill Pregnancy Center, not far from Cockburn’s Washington home. An unknown party…
2022 Biden contradicts 2001 Biden over action in Taiwan
Cockburn is not one to point fingers (as they are often preoccupied with his cigar), but he finds himself making…
Biden: MAGA is more extreme than Antifa, KKK
Being something of a barfly, Cockburn is used to overhearing tall tales, braggadocious orations, and outlandish accusations, also known as…
Is Joe Biden’s Easter bunny running the country?
Cockburn has long regarded the Easter bunny as the least convincing of all the holiday-themed characters. Give him jelly beans,…
Trump endorses his clone, MAGAland freaks out
Cockburn started his day yesterday afternoon scratching his head, and the confusion wasn’t due to a hangover (this time). “Trumpworld…
When Biden joked that he’d ‘beat the hell’ out of a congressman
Five Guys has always been Cockburn’s first choice for a greasy cheeseburger — breakfast of champions, says he — but…
Atlantic journalist: I still don’t care about Hunter’s laptop
Cockburn has accidentally left his laptop at plenty of bars in his day. Yet if you were to open it…
Five other award show moments that needed a slap
Actor Will Smith delivered the slap heard ’round the world Sunday night at the 2022 Oscars ceremony, smacking comedian Chris…
Kamala Harris is the worst kind of diva
Vice President Kamala Harris might not be the Queen of the White House, but she’s still demanding some R-E-S-P-E-C-T à…
NY Post shames intel officials who flacked for Hunter Biden
Take Cockburn’s hand and let him whisk you back to the halcyon days of fall 2020. The presidential campaign was…
Why can’t the right build its own Twitter?
Cockburn isn’t a great fan of social media. He prefers it to social distancing and social-justice warriors, but would much…
