Trump calls for McConnell’s ouster on eve of election
Former president Donald Trump called for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell to be replaced by Senator Rick Scott during a…
WaPo calls out Biden’s lies with ‘Bottomless Pinnochio’ award
Cockburn’s monocle popped out of his head and plopped into his oatmeal yesterday morning as he perused the Washington Post.…
Sources: Trump 2024 is staffing up — names revealed
Sources: Trump 2024 team forming After Axios’s report that Trump is set to announce a 2024 run on November 14…
So is it OK when liberals use the R-word?
A liberal elite is slurring her words (and Cockburn doesn’t mean in the fun, tipsy way). Kasey Funderburg was a…
Is the Trump 2024 team taking shape?
Cockburn and his spies have been busy collecting gossip for you all week. James Corden’s bad attitude So apparently before…
James Corden suddenly remembers his wife has a food allergy
Maybe it was all those drinks he guzzled after demanding the restaurant comp them, but James Corden forgot for a…
Does Taylor Swift have a drinking problem?
Being an eclectic chap, Cockburn has sampled his fair share of music. And he’s not ashamed to admit, contrary to…
Ghislaine Maxwell’s daddy issues
Cockburn has just posted bail, after some post-AA meeting cocktails got out of hand yesterday afternoon. He apologizes for the…
J.D. Vance owns Tim Ryan after Ryan calls him a racist
Cockburn watched with delight last night as Ohio’s Democratic candidate for US Senate, Tim Ryan, served up an absurd accusation…
Sleepy Joe leads the work-from-home crusade
Rejoice, slackers of America! For there is a new figurehead leading your crusade for lunchtime naps, camera-off Zoom meetings and…
Study: it’s not Adam Levine’s fault
After love rat Adam Levine and wife Behati Prinsloo were pictured smiling on a beach were released, it seems that…
Madonna comes out… as an attention seeker
Another day, another celebrity coming out on the internet. Madonna is the latest: this weekend, the pop icon posted a…
Black Lives Matter’s $40,000 dog
Outspoken Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King has unleashed his Grassroots Law PAC campaign finance disbursements, and it appears he…
Mike Pence mouths his talking points
Former vice president Mike Pence spoke to a crowd of college students on Tuesday as part of the Young America’s…
Where in the world is J.D. Vance?
Cockburn loves campaign gossip, and the latest gossipy article from the Daily Beast does little to inspire confidence in Ohio GOP Senate…
Why wasn’t Hunter Biden prosecuted for illegally buying a gun?
This morning, Cockburn’s eagle eye was drawn to an exclusive in the Washington Examiner, which reports that the Delaware police…
Does Biden have Covid, cancer, and dementia?
Joe Biden has had a lot to worry about lately. First, according to his own account, he has cancer thanks…
Hunter Biden may be indicted, reports…CNN?
Trouble may be ahead for America’s least favorite fortunate son. Department of Justice (DOJ) officials are reportedly discussing whether to…
The journalists who got it wrong about the Good Guy with a Gun
On Sunday, at a mall in Indiana, a mass shooter’s rampage was cut short after he was shot by a…
Lauren Boebert’s awesome gun-themed restaurant has closed
Cockburn doesn’t leave the swampy bounds of the District too often, but he has now and then been tempted by…
WATCH: Joe Biden’s Holocaust gaffe
Has the president been possessed by an alt-right troll? Nope, it’s just Joe being Joe. No sooner had Joe Biden…
Huma Abedin trades up for Bradley Cooper
A few things Cockburn always enjoys (aside from alcohol and low prices) are drama and scandal. He was therefore delighted…
Five tacos Jill Biden thinks are Hispanics
Jill Biden apparently thinks Hispanics are tacos and vice versa. At a conference in San Antonio on Monday, Dr. Biden…
The Hunter Biden iCloud leak double-standard
Another day, another deeply compromising story about America’s first son. This weekend, a hacker on the 4chan messageboard claimed to…
‘Rescinded’: LinkedIn users are listing their retracted job offers
Cockburn was on one of his regular jaunts through LinkedIn this week, on the lookout for more gainful employment than…
