A is for Abundance (i.e to exercise a caution of): the only justification required for our leaders to breach our human rights, impose medical interventions and criminalise natural human behaviours on the grounds of ‘safety’. Also applied selectively to allow some protests but to ban others.

B is for Borders (closure of): the pointless and polarising effort to create arbitrary divisions within a single country to aid the popularity of incumbent premiers and to preserve the purity of West Australians.

C is for Curfew: Something only your parents and Dan Andrews have been able to impose successfully.