Despite what raging left-wing lunatics are screaming in your poor, bleeding ears, consent will never be a simple issue.  

Add one human being to another human being, drench in alcohol and you’ll always have a heady, confusing muddle.  

So, what genius decided that, after the milkshake consent video debacle of last week, the answer was to consult man-hating Clementine Ford? 

Step forward Independent agency The Royals, which can now be renamed Royally Wrong.