If you’re one of the five million people chafing under the Victorian governments unreasonable, unjustified and irrational restrictions at the moment, you might like to know that you’re now a matter of international curiosity.

We said curiosity. Not importance. Not even significance. No one cares about your collapsed business, the fact that you can’t take the 10 minute drive to visit that dying parent or friend who lives 250 metres outside your five-kilometre travel zone, the fact that you can’t get proper healthcare or whatever or the consequences for those children who have spent more than half the school year on...