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Super wasteful

Retirement savings are being frittered away on jobs for the boys

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Black out

Hiding the violence of indigenous women hurts their families

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Nowhere Man

Joe Biden is the president who isn’t there

Rebecca Weisser

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Making America Miserable Again

Biden’s foreign policy risks repeating Obama’s errors

David Martin Jones

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The year the world caught communism

The virus most governments contracted was authoritarianism

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Detransitioning over the rainbow

Victoria wants to criminalise prayer, counselling and parenting

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Cancel culture on campus

Don’t fund universities that don’t respect free speech

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Business/Robbery etc.

‘I’ve been made Impermanent Secretary.’

‘We’re here about the superforecaster job.’

‘I can’t get on the housing ladder.’

Narcissus feels outnumbered

‘He used to be just a manspreader.’

‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’

‘Yes, you could say we’re self-isolating.’

‘And let’s all try to be a little bit kinder.’

‘Poor Rishi Sunak — he has four houses to worry about.’

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