Here is a coronavirus update from your friendly public health experts

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Hello. We’re from the government:

And we’re here to confuse help you:

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Features Australia

Weaning a nation off welfare

Has the government condemned another generation to long-term unemployment?

Nyunggai Warren Mundine

Features Australia

Business/Robbery etc.

Features Australia

Antisemitism in the black community

All racism matters and must be called out

Features Australia

Dan-gerous

Will the virus outwit Dan Andrews?

Features Australia

No guts, no glory

Does an Australian gastro legend hold the key to curing Covid?

Rebecca Weisser

Features Australia

The virus is in the political ranks

The politicians are ruining Australia far sooner than anyone ever expected

Features Australia

Closed Covid borders

Why won’t the Coalition fight for the Constitution?

Catherine McGregor

Features Australia

Kiwis’ bitter fruit

New Zealand is reaping Winston Peter’s harvest

‘I’ve been made Impermanent Secretary.’

‘We’re here about the superforecaster job.’

‘I can’t get on the housing ladder.’

Narcissus feels outnumbered

‘He used to be just a manspreader.’

‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’

‘Yes, you could say we’re self-isolating.’

‘And let’s all try to be a little bit kinder.’

‘Poor Rishi Sunak — he has four houses to worry about.’

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