The ABC has recently released its new editorial guidance note on “Hate Speech, Terrorism and Mass Killing”. While the document is rich in comedic possibilities, one part of it, in particular, caught my attention, being a member of a minority myself:

OK, being a white, European, male, straight, (not that good) Christian migrant from a non-English speaking background I’m probably considered just as bad as your average Australian-born Anglo oppressor, but to hell with you – I get to decide if I’m a minority or not.