In Competition No. 2992 you were invited to submit a Dear John letter, in prose or verse, in the style of a well-known author.
My, you were good this week — good enough to make being jilted seem quite the thing. Even that most maddening of break-up clichés ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ has a certain charm when filtered (courtesy of Chris O’Carroll) through the whimsical lens of Ogden Nash.
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