There are only three infallible rules in advertising. Be distinctive. Make a lot of noise. And try to feature a cute animal somewhere. Had Donald Trump followed my advice and bought a springer spaniel he would have won California.
For a man with such tiny hands to be elected to the world’s highest office, I think we can all agree, is a tragic loss to proctology.
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