On a fantastic episode of South Park Eric Cartman was kidnapped by a deranged serial killer, tied to a chair and (in the true fashion of Thomas Harris) is forced to watch the murderer’s slideshow of his vacation experiences. In painful desperation, Cartman screams ‘Oh God. I am so bored somebody help me’!

Now think back to how you felt watching the great debate between Turnbull and Shorten or any speech you hear by the regular attendees on Q&A.